No milk today, thanks

 

I take my coffee by the jug

I take my coffee by the jug

We’ve had some great times, the way you used to complement my hot beverages, but it’s not you it’s me, or rather it’s an insult to the tea and coffee that SE Asia (and I’m looking at you Vietnam over there in the eastern corner) is offering up to the world each morning. Admittedly this has ranged from thick, stand-my-spoon-up cups of Laos coffee, measures of creosote lining coffee in Hoi An, being wired after the smoky blackened iced up coffee of Hanoi and caffeinated out of my frontal lobes in Saigon. I will give it a week after I get back for my milk order to be returned.